"Fisherman"

Verse:

Fisherman, Fisherman, standing by the sea,
'Ave you a crayfish that you can sell to me?

Chorus:

By the Wayside Eye Diddly eye Doe

Yes sir, yes sir, that and indeed I do,
I’ve got a crayfish that I can sell to you.

Verse:

Well, I took ‘im home and I thought he’d like a swim
So I opened up the chamberpot, and threw the bugger in.

Verse:

Well, in the middle of the night, I thought I’d have a fit
when my old lady got up to wash her face!